I woke up and said, “omg you look like Travis Clark from we the kings, take a picture.”
And so that’s what happened.
Blog this, government.
came to sell my soul for gambling money.
I tipped him five dollars for being a boss.
you wanna go on a break? take your kit-kats elsewhere.
Darwinism. Dress for the weather bitches.
i had long hair. but i raised $1,400 in twelve days, and donated it to cancer research. my heart goes out to anyone who has been touched by cancer. including you, grandma. i love and miss you.