I woke up and said, “omg you look like Travis Clark from we the kings, take a picture.” 
And so that’s what happened.

I woke up and said, “omg you look like Travis Clark from we the kings, take a picture.”
And so that’s what happened.


Blog this, government.

Blog this, government.



came to sell my soul for gambling money.

came to sell my soul for gambling money.


I tipped him five dollars for being a boss.

I tipped him five dollars for being a boss.


you wanna go on a break? take your kit-kats elsewhere.

Darwinism. Dress for the weather bitches.

Darwinism. Dress for the weather bitches.





i had long hair. but i raised $1,400 in twelve days, and donated it to cancer research. my heart goes out to anyone who has been touched by cancer. including you, grandma. i love and miss you.

i had long hair. but i raised $1,400 in twelve days, and donated it to cancer research. my heart goes out to anyone who has been touched by cancer. including you, grandma. i love and miss you.